hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.
Bennet: Fly fishing gear
Biden: Brake pads
Cory: Marvel Studios
Bullock: I like a nice slab serif, but who are you? Fix your kerning and you have two different blues!
Pete: Trendy jeans
Julian: Should’ve made your accent red
De Blasio: Gross, try again without Power Point
Delaney: Blank VHS tapes?
Tulsi: Multiplayer space game for Playstation
Gillibrand: Sex and the City
Gravel: Is that the Discovery Channel font? Are you rocks?
Harris: Unbreakable Kamala Schmidt
Hickenlooper: The studio that brought you Minions
Inslee: Too pharmaceutical. Ask your Dr if Inslee is right for you.
Amy: No one knows you, Amy. Stop acting like we’re on first name basis.
Wayne: Talk to Amy
Seth: Feels gross to say and the arrow in your star points right, so that’s awkward
Beto: Actual Whataburger spicy ketchup
Tim Ryan: Please don’t copy Cory’s work. Eyes on your own paper.
Bernie: Toothpaste
Swalwell: Top Gun
Warren: Expensive spring water. That N makes my jaw hurt.
Marianne: Cosmetics
Yang: Small airline
please stop mocking benedict cumberbatch for the way he looks, this will have dire ramifications for earth’s relationship with sur'kesh and all other salarian planets. He is an ambassador to this planet and if humans ever want a seat on the council they’re going to have to learn to stop mocking other species for their appearances