hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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• someone: hey u okay
• me: *thinking about how griffin said how captain davenport felt like he needed to be really serious because he was afraid that, as a gnome, people wouldn't take him seriously and then remembering how for most of the show before the stolen century arc we all just treated him as a silly joke*
• me, visibly holding back tears: fine

• varric: court the qunari? maker, think of the children!
• cadash: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

imagine: first contact is made. it goes smoothly. they send a diplomat down and somehow i am an intern working for someone and i get to be their assistant.  it turns out she is a pretty lady alien diplomat and we fall in love and explore the stars together.

charlottelabouff:

WhERE THE HECK has HAWKEYe been Im LAUGhign sOOO HARD At the thought of Clint not having done fHCKING ANYYHINH FOR THE PAST LIKE YEAR OH MY GOD CLINT JUST SITS IN HIS APARTMENT EATING CAPTAIN CRUNch watching The Real housewives and thEres DISTANT EXPLOSIONS OUTSIDE AND MUFFLED SCREAMS