that pivotal moment in adolescence when you’re playing Portal for the first time and hear GLaDOS laugh before shifting into malicious mode and you realize with crystal clarity that, not only are you gay, you’re gay for a very specific type of character.
GLaDOS: Good news. I figured what that thing you just incinerated did. It was a morality core they installed after I flooded the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin.
Teenage me, completely blindsided by what I just learned about myself:
