the college of winterhold questline in skyrim, more like “hey we’re mages and this is jackass. dangerous, questionable research is our passion! there are no standard practices or procedures, just try not to become the next augur of dunlain or anything. ok now we’re going to go on a field trip to desecrate some ancient burial chambers and if we by any chance find a sinister Hell Orb, we will do the cautious thing and transport it back to the college immediately. there’s no way this could possibly go wrong. also has anyone seen our last batch of apprentices lately? they all seem to have disappeared under a mysterious yet unrelated set of circumstances.”
my steven universe theory is that steven’s just gonna keep befriending villains until there’s just no villains left. he’s gonna have all those gem monsters flocking around him like puppies. yellow diamonds gonna come over for dinner on holidays. steven’s gonna hug whatever eldritch void horror created the gems. this is how galactic peace will be achieved
That’s nice and all, but what about the planet-sized gem monster in earth’s core?
How’s he gonna befriend that?
Can this be the new “we be poppin the biggest bottles when makorra happens tomorrow”
Im crying about how finn and poe knew each other for like three seconds but their reunion scene hug was so passionate they literally like sprinted and leapt into each others arms and held each other
