hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.
Woman Probably Just Made Up Rape Story In Order To Get Threatening Emails
CHARLOTTE, NC—Insisting the alleged victim must have an ulterior motive, numerous residents told reporters Thursday that local woman Beth Hutchins probably made up her story about being raped just so she could receive a barrage of threatening emails. “I’m sure she saw the opportunity to get tons of vicious, verbally abusive messages from complete strangers, so she just decided to lie and say she was raped,” said area resident Richard Becker, adding that the 28-year-old most likely invented all the horrific details of her purported assault as a cry for anonymous commenters to relentlessly attack everything about her, from her character and body to her drinking habits and sexual history.
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Solas is going to create a massive tear in the Veil–let’s call it a bore–and unknowingly unleash the REAL bad guy, who will try to take over the world. Solas and about, oh, twelve others will team up with the bad guy and help him with the promise that they’ll be granted immense power.
Meanwhile the PC comes and rallies everyone together to fight the bad guy and his chosen followers. Solas spends the whole time trying to flirt with you and is jealous of your wife, but you don’t like him like that. The PC becomes known as a Dragon–hence Dragon Age–and in one desperate attempt manages to seal away the bad guy and his thirteen followers (Solas included), but as a result, all male mages now go crazy when they use magic. A lot of the world is destroyed in the process.
DA5 takes place about a thousand or so years in the future, and the PC is the reincarnation of your DA4 character. The seals your DA4 character put in place are coming undone and the followers of the bad guy are getting out. Solas comes and flirts with you a lot
this is long but un-fucking-believable and now, as far i’m concerned, canon
i need everyone to read this post. it’s so important that it can’t just stay on reddit. it needs to become the biggest fan theory on the internet. it need to be bigger than l+r=j. when i read this post it had 300 upvotes and now it has 4,000 but that’s not enough. i have to tell everyone i know about this.
Listen guys I just read this theory and immediately sent a link of it to all my friends because some dude on Reddit just convinced me that Jar Jar is Sith Yoda I’m screaming
mass effect andromeda holiday 2016 release date
you bet its a holiday
release it in the middle of summer its still holiday for me
jingle fucking bells here i come to fuck the aliens
This just in, lesbians are no longer gay. Please turn in your lesbian cards to the MOGAI Commissar nearest you.
I can’t believe Captain America: The Winter Soldier blatantly ripped off Pokémon The First Movie.
boy being able to manipulate metals would be pretty magneato
I have officially become Spongebob trash.