Super Duper 100% Serious Steven Universe “Who Shattered Pink Diamond” Theory

oathkeeper-of-tarth:

azuresquirrel:

azuresquirrel:

azuresquirrel:

-No one. The whole thing was faked (JUST LIKE THE MOON LANDING) by Pink Diamond herself who was just goddamn sick and tired of dealing with Yellow and Blue’s shit for all of eternity because c’mon, look at them, you’d rather pretend to be dead too.

1/8/18 - HONESTLY THIS JOKE POST IS BECOMING A STRONG CONTENDER RIGHT NOW

5/7/18 - FUCK!!! FUCK!!!! FUCK????? FUCK!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!

Happy anniversary!

♥ 45472 — 4 years ago on 08 May 2019 — via aquacycle

yiffmaster:

odds that Gerald Cotten isn’t sitting on an Indian beach right now sipping the world’s sweetest margarita are approximately nil

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♥ 3918 — 4 years ago on 07 Mar 2019 — via rata-novus