incorrect-taz-quotes:

Calen: You’re sentenced to death. You’ll be hung.

Julia from the back: HE’S ALREADY HUNG

Magnus: Calen uncuff me so I can high-five my wife.

poedamneron:

HAROLD

accio-shitpost:

au where sirius black actually treated kreacher well and the end of book five was just everyone standing around like “oh what a wacky misunderstanding! good thing nobody tried to storm the ministry of magic on their own hahaha that would be the worst.”

benepla:

thatkindoffangirl:

support:

Heads up on a little maintenance that’s going on: We’re in the midst of emailing some folks who haven’t logged into Tumblr for over two years, because a lot’s changed in two years and we think they’d be excited to see what’s new. They’ll get a chance to log in again and and pick up right where they left off, or to allow their URL(s) to expire. Even if they don’t respond but return to Tumblr at a later date, all their old content will of course still be hanging out, waiting for them.

For those of you who are looking to snag a particular URL, this is a good time to check back periodically to see if that username is now open. We still can’t manually release any URLs to you —we’ve got to let the process above work its magic. This’ll give people a chance to either get back to their true calling of spending all day on Tumblr, or set their URLs free for others to enjoy.

The hunger games are starting holy shit

HOLY SHIT

snakeymadeanocblog:

waluwadjet:

why?

because now it’s officially canon that not only does the being known as “uncle grandpa” exist outside the realms of space and time

but within multiple realities at once

• he is more powerful than an eldritch old god- he doesn’t need summoning or any sort of slumber
  

• the boundaries of whatever reality he occupies do not apply to him
  

• he is a chaotic, benevolent, omniscient, mercurial, constant god-like entity in not only one universe but every universe
  

but in steven universe? he breaks the fourth wall multiple times in the preview alone, reverses and rewrites a timeline, and doesn’t change his stylization to fit the universe in which he presently resides. this lends itself to only one conclusion

there is only one Uncle Grandpa and he exists in all universes simultaneously

it is canon

imagine any universe/setting you can think of and uncle grandpa canonically exists in it by default

• Halo? yes
  
• Dragon Age? yes
  
• Arthurian legend? yes
  
• Pride and Prejudice? yes
  
• Gotham City? yes
  

cartoon network has created an all-powerful being that transcends all time, space, and realities at once, which by definition must include our own

and i am afraid

we should all be afraid

#Uncle Grandpa#Steven Universe#ug/su#i am CRYING#Legend of Korra? Uncle grandpa was there#The Doctor is actually Uncle Grandpa#Uncle Grandpa exists in Warrior Cats universe#Uncle Grandpa exists in Shrek#every known universe#he is everywhere#fear him

valerie-an:

Hello, I’m auditioning for the role of Enjolras and I’ll be singing “The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage” by Panic! At The Disco

incorrectdragonage:

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