hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.
had a dream i was a vampire hunter and there was this one, like, stereotypical dracula looking vampire who was just an idiot and and had no idea and went “hey we’re friends, right?” even though i had only known him for like five seconds and then went “its kind of fucked up all my vampire friends happened to disappear when you showed up i think you would get along” and i spent the entire dream like “morally, i can’t kill this dude. he’s too stupid. it would be wrong. i’ll kill him when he figures it out” and he never did
i spent the entire dream like
vampire: my friend nosferatu was supposed to meet me here but he’s really late :(
me, sitting next to a pile of ashes and holding a wooden stake: wow dude that sucks
vampire: i’m gonna go see if my friend dracula knows where he is, wanna come? :)