hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.
What do you call a man who is short, speaks in rhymes, and is able to spin straw into gold?
No really I’m not joking here, he’s coming for my firstborn in three days and I need to figure out his name.
“They burnt down my house! They ate my tailor!
crowley
crowley you sent people to kill your boss
what did you expect