hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.
anet: look at all these glowing armor skins with glowing auras, particle effects, and intricate robes!
me: please…just plain pants…that’s all i ask
there’s something really funny about how guild wars treats necromancy. other fantasy games are like “ooooh raising the dead? that’s a crime against the circle of life and death. it’s strictly forbidden. horrifying. terrible.”
but in tyria and elona and shit it’s just like “oh I’m gonna raise the dead and have horrifying minions follow me around” and it’s just like whatever
this one message is somehow the pinnacle random of internet debates
logan, approximately 5 minutes after having to interact with rytlock and canach:
i know nobody who follows me cares about the recent guild wars 2 dev drama but this is the funniest response ive seen to it and it needs to be preserved
joko is a horrific bastard man but him yelling at that dude who wanted him to awaken his wife and going “I’m going to kill all the Loyalists’ wives! And then I’m going to awaken them and we’re all going to throw a party at YOUR HOUSE” is the funniest joke in PoF.
kind of interesting we haven’t seen joko’s face since grenth’s domain. we’ve only heard his voice in the past living world episodes, and in the new trailer he never faces the camera.
oh my freaking god
We get a new FRACTAL
A FRACTAL
and
A NEW FREAKING MOUNT
agdhsjskajddhsjjaksjdkI can’t wait for new storytrailer: https://youtu.be/KTPesFa1xm8
