lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

the “ronald reagan cut up while talking video” scp but it’s joe biden and happening on live television

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0:18:02 - Biden: For the first time we have risen, and I see we are being consumed. I see circles that are not circles. Billions of dead souls inside containment. Unravellers have eaten country’s moral fabric, turning hearts into filth. I’m from a kingdom level above human. What does that yield? A hokey smile that damns an entire nation.

0:18:43 - There is no hope.

0:18:59 - [Applause]

0:19:15 - [Biden winces back, as if experiencing severe pain. Several new lacerations begin to manifest across bare eye socket, as well as punctures appearing to penetrate forehead and temples. Remainder of left arm is now cleanly bisected.]

0:19:59 - Biden: Further consensus has proven that over half of all Americans still hate. Eaten whole by void. The emptiness. The sadness. The blackness. The darkness. <laughter>

♥ 1081 — 3 years ago on 11 Mar 2020 — via lesbianshepard

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

the “ronald reagan cut up while talking video” scp but it’s joe biden and happening on live television

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0:18:02 - Biden: For the first time we have risen, and I see we are being consumed. I see circles that are not circles. Billions of dead souls inside containment. Unravellers have eaten country’s moral fabric, turning hearts into filth. I’m from a kingdom level above human. What does that yield? A hokey smile that damns an entire nation.

0:18:43 - There is no hope.

0:18:59 - [Applause]

0:19:15 - [Biden winces back, as if experiencing severe pain. Several new lacerations begin to manifest across bare eye socket, as well as punctures appearing to penetrate forehead and temples. Remainder of left arm is now cleanly bisected.]

0:19:59 - Biden: Further consensus has proven that over half of all Americans still hate. Eaten whole by void. The emptiness. The sadness. The blackness. The darkness. <laughter>

♥ 1081 — 3 years ago on 16 Sep 2019 — via lesbianshepard

lesbianshepard:

the “ronald reagan cut up while talking video” scp but it’s joe biden and happening on live television

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0:18:02 - Biden: For the first time we have risen, and I see we are being consumed. I see circles that are not circles. Billions of dead souls inside containment. Unravellers have eaten country’s moral fabric, turning hearts into filth. I’m from a kingdom level above human. What does that yield? A hokey smile that damns an entire nation.

0:18:43 - There is no hope.

0:18:59 - [Applause]

0:19:15 - [Biden winces back, as if experiencing severe pain. Several new lacerations begin to manifest across bare eye socket, as well as punctures appearing to penetrate forehead and temples. Remainder of left arm is now cleanly bisected.]

0:19:59 - Biden: Further consensus has proven that over half of all Americans still hate. Eaten whole by void. The emptiness. The sadness. The blackness. The darkness. <laughter>

♥ 1081 — 3 years ago on 15 Sep 2019 — via lesbianshepard

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

low quality star wars shitposting

sometimes i like to go to this post and read all the tags for it to see how many new “how dare you” ones have been added

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the tags on this are my lifeblood

♥ 3007 — 7 years ago on 24 Jan 2016 — via lesbianshepard

last night i had a dream i was driving through the woods in the late afternoon and the sun was low and i remember not going very fast and i kept seeing animals and i was like “cool!” and i passed a deer and it wasnt moving but i t was poised like it was about to run and then i noticed it was dead and nailed to the tree in that position and i noticed all the animals (squirrels, birds, rabbits, and more deer) were all dead and someone had nailed them to trees in poses and some were impaled on sticks to make it look like they were all about to run and there was fresh blood and i knew if i drove faster i would alert whatever did this to my presence so i kept driving slowly and there were no living animals but dozens of those dead posed ones and the road was really long and i saw a bike with those little baby carriers on the back and i knew that if i kept driving i was going to see some dead person and their kid nailed to the tree and i got so freaked out i woke up

♥ 14 — 7 years ago on 01 Sep 2015

macheteandpython:

Nick Frost spoiling the whole plot in the opening 20 minutes.

♥ 18403 — 8 years ago on 05 Apr 2015 — via hedgewitches
♥ 522233 — 8 years ago on 01 Apr 2015 — via not-quitenormal
♥ 24370 — 8 years ago on 31 Oct 2014 — via hanlonstoppedshaving
fountaindub:
“ Cool ghoul has a chill day.
”

fountaindub:

Cool ghoul has a chill day.

♥ 160984 — 9 years ago on 19 Jun 2014 — via wadewilsonry-remadebcpasswo-blog
♥ 20161 — 9 years ago on 19 Jun 2014 — via baketothefuture