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Day 18: Future
Those tiny blue children, am I right?
Ok so my game bugged and I killed Solas. Like, literally killed Solas. This is the best bug ever, can you imagine how confused I was?? Like?? “That’s it? That’s all?” And then when nothing continued I… realized something was wrong.
And with one swing everything was solved
The glitch that saved the world.
Not Discount
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I bet before Carlos moved to Night Vale he used to regularly reinvent really useless household appliances all the time.
Like ‘Hey check this out it looks like a regular umbrella but it’s also COMPLETELY FIREPROOF’
and everyone would be like ‘Carlos why the hell would anyone NEED a fireproof umbrella if it’s already raining seriously stick to science’
but in Night Vale everyones like ‘Aw man this is PERFECT for when it starts raining fire/gasoline/literal death’ and Carlos is just like ‘My time has come’
If Hugh Jackman can deadlift 405 pounds, he shouldn’t have settled merely for Marius. He could’ve picked up Enjolras as well. You know what, add Eponine. Street gamines can’t possibly weigh that much. Man let’s just add the whole of Les Amis (including Gavroche). It’s Hugh Jackman. He can take it.
I hope that wildling chick gave him gonorrhea.
Yes, yes this would be good.
OH MY GOD I TAKE IT ALL BACK. I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS. THE GUY WAS A DICK BUT HE DIDN’T DESERVE ALL THAT. OH GOD.