hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.
gdfgj i had to translate another play for latin over the weekend (amphitruo) and it was just jupiter fucking this guys wife. like the story is literally jupiter just fucking amphitruo’s wife and knocking her up. and then jupiter shows up and goes “yeah i fucked your wife. also my kid with her is way stronger and cooler than your kid. in every conceivable way. we’re going to name him after my wife”
and amphitruo is like oh sorry for the misunderstanding king thank you for fucking my wife.
the baby was hercules by the way