jon and martin’s relationship in the magnus archives is insanely funny to me because fanart and fics and tumblr posts present it as this epic tragic “don’t go where i can’t follow” style love story and it is in a way but this really doesn’t prepare you for tuning in and listening to martin argue like a 50s housewife two degrees of separation away from killing her husband with a man who can call down the power of eldritch horrors that feed on your fear to smite people off the face of the earth and who 4 seasons earlier had the confidence and spite to record himself saying he hoped that parasitic worms devoured martin alive in a universe where that is actually a real thing that can happen