lesbianshepard:

a guy came in yesterday needing stuff matted and framed because his wife asked him to but he put it off and now he’s panicking.

after I helped him he asked if I took tips. I said yeah, and thought it was gonna be like $5. Dude gave me a $20. Customers in retail are good sometimes.

of course after this i had to take a phone call for a guy asking about casting kits. he kept asking if it was skin safe and I told him it’s not recommended for skin contact but if he washes his hands right away it should be fine.

he then went “the mold is, uh, of my penis. i wanna make a silicone mold of it for my girlfriend.”


the duality of man.

♥ 182 — 4 years ago on 21 Dec 2018 — via lesbianshepard