portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

♥ 398082 — 9 years ago on 27 Jul 2014 — via saraneth-deactivated20180428

animationtidbits:

Portal 2 - Concept Art

♥ 14615 — 9 years ago on 02 Jul 2014 — via webscene-remade (source)
♥ 5229 — 9 years ago on 02 Jul 2014 — via trimmau

was-that-a-pun:

aceofhate:

[GLaDOS voice] Congratulations. You did everything you weren’t supposed to do. That takes serious effort. I’m almost impressed. If I wasn’t too busy being disgusted and disappointed in you.

#nothing stings worse than a GLaDOS compliment

♥ 4513 — 9 years ago on 31 May 2014 — via strifetxt

livelifeonlegendary:

Portal makes me so happy that I might cry.

♥ 33289 — 9 years ago on 29 May 2014 — via cavehags

rouya:

                       you are not coming back
♥ 3680 — 9 years ago on 19 May 2014 — via lesbiandeancas (source)

emberspook:

And then some days your mind takes a journey behind the walls.

♥ 62 — 9 years ago on 17 May 2014 — via theravenchilde

stillalivedoingscience:

skywaikers:

Make me choose:
uniped asked: bioshock or portal?

this one’s pretty ahh

♥ 1571 — 9 years ago on 16 May 2014 — via oswinstark
skizzim: “ You must really love to test. ”

skizzim:

You must really love to test. 

♥ 7302 — 9 years ago on 12 May 2014 — via sweetfuse

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

♥ 398082 — 9 years ago on 16 Apr 2014 — via zzdougs-blog1