grimark:

why have i seen THREE SEPARATE POSTS circulating today discussing why doctor who was better than the other two corners of the superwholock trifecta, and saying how it’s so weird that it got “lumped in” with the other two when it’s such a different and clearly way better show. i love doctor who and it’s by far my favourite out of the three of them but do none of you remember what doctor who was like during that time period lmao. it was bad.

♥ 920 — 2 years ago on 26 Nov 2020 — via wintersoldiers

oldwitchsleep:

hannibal : I invited you to this feast because I crave the deadliest game

will, nodding : Knife Monopoly

hannibal : I was actually going to hunt you for sport, but now I’m really interested in whatever Knife Monopoly is

♥ 2592 — 2 years ago on 26 Nov 2020 — via seelezeit

nessamiibo:

pregnantseinfeld:

queerbitchofthewilds:

pregnantseinfeld:

queerbitchofthewilds:

pregnantseinfeld:

queerbitchofthewilds:

pregnantseinfeld:

queerbitchofthewilds:

pregnantseinfeld:

queerbitchofthewilds:

pregnantseinfeld:

queerbitchofthewilds:

pregnantseinfeld:

queerbitchofthewilds:

ghostjulie:

laeffy:

the fact that liberals are on social media resharing pics of joe and jill biden’s dogs like “omg we did it!!! we’re gonna have doggos in the white house again, everything is going back to normal! 😍🤧” like I really don’t know what to say other than please shut the fuck up

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Ok I think the dog’s in the white house thing is indicative of how liberals think things can go back to normal and the fact they think that’s a good thing for some reason. But can we please just fucking drop the “Biden buried a dog” thing? It’s not true, it’s gonna hurt our cause, and it’s fucking morbid. For now, liberals are our allies. That doesn’t mean we shouldn’t criticize them. We should criticize them. Criticize their centrism. Criticize their horrible tactics. Criticize their respectability politics. Criticize their “all ideas are valid” bullshit. But it means we should work with them and try to push them left. Don’t alienate them is step one in that process. And going after Biden with bullshit stories will alienate liberals and make us look like idiots. Instead of “Biden buried a dog” bring up his war crimes, how handsy he is, his sexual assault charges, be specific, use reputable sources, and stay calm during the conversation. That’s how we’re gonna get liberals to move left. And we need them to move left if we’re ever gonna bring about meaningful change.

wtf, are you saying he never actually buried the dog??

Yeah that’s a lie probably cooked up by some 4channer.

Are you sure?

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It has been thoroughly debunked.

what is this stuff? its not loading for me

It’s a Snopes article. Making it really clear that the dog claim was bullshit. 

That makes no sense, I’ve seen a snopes article saying it was true

That’s what the article I just showed you says. If the link isn’t working, go look up “Joe Biden buried dog” on google. the Snopes article is one of the first results.

I can’t access google atm, should it work in other search engines?

It’s the first result on bing, yahoo, and ecosia. 

which one would you recommend?

Any will work. ecosia plants trees. just look it up.

damn! i looked it up and they really have planted a whole shit ton of trees. thats awesome

but i think you’re kinda getting off topic here

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♥ 26406 — 2 years ago on 26 Nov 2020 — via comradesaucegay
0kkvlt:
“ chadleymacgufferson:
“ satanstrousers:
“Goku was just asking a simple question and Piccolo came for his life goddamn
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In his defense Goku actively runs away from his life
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He could have said “your wife gave them to me as thanks for...

0kkvlt:

chadleymacgufferson:

satanstrousers:

Goku was just asking a simple question and Piccolo came for his life goddamn

In his defense Goku actively runs away from his life

He could have said “your wife gave them to me as thanks for raising your son” so I admire piccolo’s restraint here

♥ 28002 — 2 years ago on 26 Nov 2020 — via casanovabutch

hildawhite:

goo-mies:

redd animal crossing doesnt even know if the art hes selling you is fake he literally just gets it from god knows where and is like “this looks sick” and then puts it on his boat

he doesn’t know what it’s called either. he’ll be like “check out this Proper Painting. This Fat Nuts Statue” and Blathers takes one look at it to tell you “that’s Michelangelo’s David. where did you get this” 

♥ 166510 — 2 years ago on 25 Nov 2020 — via weirdmageddon

filthburgur:

the only language tumblr understands is backlash and escalation which is why the jokes rule and the discourse sucks

♥ 66216 — 2 years ago on 25 Nov 2020 — via youarentreadingthis

fakethenip-deactivated20220809:

woolstation-deactivated20210603:

the four seasons total landscaping thing is unfortunately extremely funny

I wanna know the perspective of the receptionist at that landscaping firm who was told that the president wanted to speak outside their garage and was like okay

♥ 21469 — 2 years ago on 25 Nov 2020 — via xollos

a-streamed-consiusnes:

ailichi:

siriusly-justreblogs:

gaeilge-rules:

Found this far funnier than I should have

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someone please tell me if this is actually in accordance with how you spell irish stuff

I appreciate your curiosity!! This is exactly how we’d Gaelicise English names.

The J in Jason becoming an S is based on the model of Seán being the Irish version of John, and of Séamus being the Irish version of James. Séason would be pronounced Shay-son.

T is pronounced very softly in Irish, and when it’s followed by an E, it becomes a CH sound. The EA diphtong in Tead is pronounced as ‘ah’. So Tead would be pronounced as Chad, exactly the same.

As above, the EA is pronounced ‘ah’ and the combination GH is silent in Irish, so Hearraigh would be pronounced as Harry is in English, despite the initially alarming length.

Darach is already an Irish name, meaning ‘like an oak,’ and it’s usually Anglicised as Dara or Darragh (pronounced identically to each other), so suggesting Dairech = Derek is just extra funny.

I don’t think I’ll actually be able to scrub Ailfiagh out of my mind. It sounds too Irish, to the point that it’s replaced Alfie as the default spelling for me.

In short, We Need to Talk about Caoimhín (Kwee-veen) is a genius.

The Virgin latinize vs the tead gealicise

♥ 134197 — 2 years ago on 25 Nov 2020 — via up-seventeen-steps

sadclowncentral:

meridianowl:

sadclowncentral:

yes 2020 sucks in so many ways but at least I am not a 14 year old repressed “ally” anymore who’s only hope for gay representation is a fantasy dudebro show on the cw that doesn’t pass the bechdel test until five seasons in

wait it passes the bechdel test at some point?

two women talked before they died in an explosion. another win for feminism

♥ 46317 — 2 years ago on 25 Nov 2020 — via kirliq
Anonymous inquired:

“dilves” immediately made me thing “dilf elves”

babblingfishes:

beetledrink:

hylianhighlands:

beetledrink:

i dont think dilf elves can exist i dont think its possible… but im open to being proved wrong

Santa

this is a lot to unpack at once, conveniently compressed into a single word response

#like a live grenade thrown gently from offstage

♥ 73084 — 2 years ago on 24 Nov 2020 — via edenaziraphale