8ball-wizard:

how is it that so few people i work with would fuck their clone. i wouldn’t be able to leave the room for three days if i had a clone available to fuck. we wouldn’t be allowed in public until we got it out of our systems. if i see a clone of myself it’s on sight.

♥ 991 — 5 months ago on 19 Feb 2023 — via wizardpostsdotorg

peniswizard69:

lesbianshepard:

one of the most annoying myths about pompeii is that the frescos in the brothel functioned as a “menu” for people to point out what they wanted. firstly, because everyone who walks into a brothel knows what sex is regardless of what language they speak. secondly, it falls apart pretty immediately when you do any sort of research and realize that all the erotic frescos in the building portray male/female penetrative sex. there aren’t any different options.

you go to a restaurant and the menu just says

burger
burger
burger
burger
burger
burger
burger
burger
burger
burger
burger
♥ 283 — 1 year ago on 03 Dec 2021 — via peniswizard69