hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.
steve fully intended to try and change his timeline for the better but he missed every major event because he was too busy fucking his wife
steve rogers, shirtless and post coitus, watching the Challenger fucking explode on live TV: ohhhh shit that’s right that was today
steve fully intended to try and change his timeline for the better but he missed every major event because he was too busy fucking his wife
he absolutely 100% does in canon play fortnite with korg and miek.
imagine how funny steve going back in time would be if him and peggy realized after about three months they actually weren’t compatible and broke up and now steve is stranded in the past deeply missing twitter
steve rogers knew 9/11 was coming and just let it happen
He said the Bush memes are too funny
The Russo brothers were so desperate to pull a “no homo” and have Steve end up with a wife that they had him marry Peggy in the past. Which means during CA:CW he made out with his niece.
george rr martin walked so that anthony and joe russo could run
straight white directors are like “women dying for the benefit of a man is character development, right?”
steve rogers, looking at a young tony stark, and knowing he’s being abused by his dad: don’t worry little man, it sucks now but ages 47 through 51 are gonna be some real happy years. :)