thanks to the russo brothers there’s a version of 2012 loki in the universe who just fucked off somewhere with the tesseract while everyone else duked it out

♥ 74 — 4 years ago on 25 Apr 2019
Anonymous inquired:

ngl I was really pissed when I first read the spoilers bc this is such bullshit I can't, but now I am just laughing my ass off at all the memes , this is the best thing to come out of this whole mcu thing. Like, imagine building a universe with a timeline and interwoven stories over years and the main stuff tht is going to be remembered are the memes about the complete destruction of the entire thing by the Grand Finale Film. That is absolutely hilarious to me

fuck that gay shit 

-the russo brothers

♥ 40 — 4 years ago on 25 Apr 2019

lesbianshepard:

steve rogers knew 9/11 was coming and just let it happen

steve rogers knew every single major tragedy and atrocity that was going to happen for the next half century and just sat on his ass and did fucking nothing about it because, eventually, it would work out.

someone needs to tell the russo brothers how incredibly smart they are. how good they are at writing consistent characterization.

♥ 1846 — 4 years ago on 25 Apr 2019 — via lesbianshepard

lesbianshepard:

peggy, in tears: steve, our close friends howard and maria were just killed in a car accident

steve: lmao it’s december already? 

peggy: their son anthony must be so upset. we should reach out

steve, knowing full well the the downward spiral that’s gonna happen to tony and consequent war crimes the usa is going to commit using stark weapons: nah, lets never contact him. i’m sure everything will work out eventually. :^)

♥ 10427 — 4 years ago on 25 Apr 2019 — via lesbianshepard

peggy, in tears: steve, our close friends howard and maria were just killed in a car accident

steve: lmao it’s december already? 

♥ 10427 — 4 years ago on 25 Apr 2019

steve rogers knew 9/11 was coming and just let it happen

♥ 1846 — 4 years ago on 25 Apr 2019

ahsokaz:

steve rogers watching the news about jfks death break: haha classic buck

♥ 10280 — 4 years ago on 25 Apr 2019 — via sayfaahtmah

remember how people were theorizing that the scenes from the leak were actually fake and purposefully leaked to drum up hype because why the fuck would the official movie have that dumb shit?

♥ 53 — 4 years ago on 24 Apr 2019

lornacrowley:

post endgame funny or die sketch where time travel steve and his STRAIGHT wife peggy carter-rogers are at home having a spaghetti dinner and peggy’s complaining about how stressful her day was at the S.H.I.E.L.D. HQ and shes like “and THEN marcie wrote me up for parking in the wrong place because i was in a hurry. that woman is a real nazi, i’ll tell you wot” and then it just zooms in on steve’s face as he realizes he never told her about the

♥ 698 — 4 years ago on 24 Apr 2019 — via rattlegore

peggy: i’m heading out to work, honey.

steve, at absolutely no point in time: your bosses are actually nazis who have infiltrated the us government

♥ 252 — 4 years ago on 24 Apr 2019