hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.
i just had a weird dream that i got accepted to hogwarts like 10 years too late but i was still fucking pumped to go and i go and get my robes and the sorting hat is like “yoooo we got a slytherin here” and i was like “wait, but both my parents are muggles. i’m muggle born.” and the hat is like “those blood purity beliefs are fucking discriminatory and dumb as fuck. the only one in the faculty who cared about them was salazar slytherin himself and he was a racist douche and he’s dead now so fuck that."
last night i had a dream i was in dragon age inquisition and the first thing i did was go up to solas and be like “why the FUCK did you think that giving corypheus that orb would be anything RESEMBLING a good idea!?” and he was like “i— i don’t know what you’re talking about” and i was like “DONT PLAY DUMB YOU MOTHERFUCKER YOU ACT LIKE A KNOW IT ALL ALL THE TIME DONT PRETEND YOU DONT KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IM SAYING HOW DARE YOU GIVE HIM THAT ORB DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY BEARS IVE HAD TO FIGHT BECAUSE YOU’RE AN IDIOT” and the inquisitor was like “and demons” “AND DEMONS TOO BUT FUCK THERE WERE A LOT OF BEARS GOD DAMN IT” and he just kind of ran away and i stormed around skyhold ranting about bears until i woke up
in hindsight it probably wasnt cool to blow his cover like that in front of the inquisition but i was just. so angry. so so angry about the bears
i think at one point cassandra was so outraged over the whole “conclave explosion end of the world thing” and i was like “Yes but The Bears” and she was like you…you do know that bears aren’t a rift thing? there have always been bears. that’s not his fault. and i was like look if he hadn’t fucking overslept the bears would be in their cave doing bear things and i would be off doing lesbian things and everyone would be happy and sera was like ayyyyyy lmao
last night i had a dream i was in dragon age inquisition and the first thing i did was go up to solas and be like “why the FUCK did you think that giving corypheus that orb would be anything RESEMBLING a good idea!?” and he was like “i– i don’t know what you’re talking about” and i was like “DONT PLAY DUMB YOU MOTHERFUCKER YOU ACT LIKE A KNOW IT ALL ALL THE TIME DONT PRETEND YOU DONT KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IM SAYING HOW DARE YOU GIVE HIM THAT ORB DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY BEARS IVE HAD TO FIGHT BECAUSE YOU’RE AN IDIOT” and the inquisitor was like “and demons” “AND DEMONS TOO BUT FUCK THERE WERE A LOT OF BEARS GOD DAMN IT” and he just kind of ran away and i stormed around skyhold ranting about bears until i woke up
all i remember from my dream last night was i was the inquisitor and i kept trying to use my glowy hand powers to signal dragons because i wanted to be their friends
last night i had a dream i was the inquisitor.all i remember is i had now idea how to work the glowing hand thing but i spent the entire time looking for anders. everyone was like “inquisitor i understand he must be held accountable for what he–” and i was like “NO I NEED TO MAKE SURE HE’S OKAY.” “I—what?” “IS HE OKAY? I NEED TO GIVE HIM A HUG.”
i had a dream that disney was actually strexcorp in disguise. i dont remember the specifics except i immediately was hired and found this out and didn’t care because there was a lot of money.
had a nightmare that halloween was tomorrow. v relieved to wake up and realize i had been dreaming.
last night i had a dream that i traveled 2,000 years into the future and there were people named like “kaarkat” and “tyrezi” and i was like “that’s a pretty weird name?” and they were like “it’s from an ancient ballad of our ancestors: something called ‘homestuck’ it’s said that the final act of this impacted them all so deeply that they named their children after the heroes of it for generations” and i was like holy shit how did it end??? “we do not know. the story was lost to us when the internet was destroyed 1,000 years ago.” and i was like fUCK I WILL NEVER KNOW HOW HOMESTUCK ENDS
last night i remember i was trying to get to night vale and i had all these maps and narrowed it down to southern california (b/c that’s the only state where ralph’s still operates that has a desert) and then i had to steal a car and try to drive from long island to southern california and i remember posting on here to see if any of you guys wanted to go on a road trip w/ me to our deaths