idk if this has been done but I felt like it needed to be said
“Mages aren’t people like you or me,” Cullen says to Hawke, at his most self-important. This remark will never be forgotten.
insp by this post by @fauxfires.
I always play DA2 as a mage and all I can think of when Cullen pulls this classic line is that condescending Willy Wonka meme image, u know the one..
merrill has never done anything wrong, ever, in her entire life
submitted by @dannycutebang
Arishok: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrists?
Hawke: Yes.
Arishok: I was hula-hooping. I attend a class for both fitness and for fun.
Hawke: Oh my god.
Arishok: I mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie doodle.
Hawke: Why are you telling me this?
Arishok: Because no one will ever believe you.
Hawke: You sick son of a bitch.
submitted by @alpha-mel
Sebastian: Do you know where you’re spending eternity?
Hawke: Oh yeah. Hell. Fire and brimstone. The whole bit.