hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.
i had a really blah dream last night like i dreamed i was @ disney w/ my friend from high school and george blagden was there and i was like hOLY SHIT CAROLYN IT’S GEORGE BLAGDEN and she was like what and i was HE’S LIKE ONE OF MY FAVORITE ACTORS ALSO I HAVE A HUGE CRUSH ON HIM and she was like
ok then go ask for an autograph
but then i was like nah he’s probably w/ his friends or family i can’t just bother him that’s not cool
so we got on line for splash mountain and i woke up
actually had a fairly ok dream last night where i was in europe also a time traveller idk
but anway in europe and everyone was like shIT BLACK PLAGUE WE ARE ALL FUCKING DYING
and then my time travel partner was like don’t worry it’s supposed to end in like two years (which actually isn’t very helpful because are in medieval europe during the bLACK FUCKIN PLAGUE) but i was like oh my god
oh my fucking god do you
do you know what we have to do????
and she was like no??
GRAB YOUR BAGS WE’RE GOING TO FUCKIN FLORENCE AND WE ARE WAITING OUT THIS PLAGUE AND THEN WE ARE GONNA BE FUCKING RENAISSANCE BITCHES and she was like
emily the renaissance lasted like three hundred fuckin years but i woULD NOT TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER AND WE HAD A FIELD TRIP THROUGH DEATH AND HORROR TO REACH FUCKIN FLORENCE but then i woke up so we never did
i think i really looked on the bright side in that situation i’m proud of myself
last night i had a dream about vikings
not the show just vikings in general
well kind of the show i guess??
i was on a viking ship for some reason and they were all aw yeah gonna pillage up a storm
and then like two fucking speedboats pulled up w/ time travelling twins and were like aye lil mama lemme whisper in yo ear
and i just hopped on one of them like hAHA LATER MOTHERFUCKERS ENJOY YOUR FUCKING WEEK LONG VOYAGE and sped off into the sunset
it was kind of fantastic
you should all be jealous of my dream last night though
where i kissed all of les amis
not the actors nope the actual characters
like five different versions b/c of tumblr’s fancasts
i mean they were like fighting demons and somehow i was there and i was like
wait this is a dream
why beat around the bush
so i just grabbed every one of them and made out and it was good
except enjolras
i’m bitter about that
last night i had a dream we were eating chinese food at my college dorm and some girl was playing around and dumped all my food on the floor and i fucking stabbed her in the gut and for the rest of my dream i was on the run trying to fucking get from LI to mexico on foot because canada was too cold
thinking back to this, it was not an overreaction this is exactly what happens when you mess with my food
so i had a dream that i was walking down the street and i got hit by a car and it was aaron tveit driving and he just fucking drove away and left me bleeding on the side of the road
and then a police officer was like “don’t worry ma'am we’ll find whoever did this they’ll go away for a long time”
and i was like shit no and told him like “aw, it’s ok. it was probably an accident.”
and the police officer was really confused and i was just like “i’m cool with it no need to do that but can you call 911 for me”
and the police officer just fucking left me bleeding to death
i’ll also let you know that the guy in my dream that was like “come on emily lets go put them out of their misery and get back home” was super hot and i still ignored him
and i mean super hot
and i still chose to nurse small animals back to health instead of going with him like goddamn i am such a pure and kind soul
i had a really depressing dream last night that the world was ending (which is typical of my dreams and not the depressing part) and a group of people were looking for supplies to bring back to wherever we were staying
and we found a pet store and it turns out the previous people just leFT ALL THE ANIMALS THERE TO STARVE IN THEIR CAGES and i was really upset and this one guy was like “we should just put them out of their misery” and i was like
nope nope nope not killing this hamster or this bird or any of these lizards fuck off
so i took it upon myself to nurse every single animal in that store back to health and some of them still died and the cages were locked so i couldn’t get them open and i kind of hand to drop the food in and spray water and hope it hit the water bowl and everyone else left me to go back to wherever the survivors were staying but that was ok because damn it i was not going to let those small critters starve to death
and i woke up really sad that those animals were left to die just because the world ended
i had a dream i was a pirate captain and i got tons of gold and money and spent it all on desserts
it was a good dream except for the parts where sea monsters killed hot guys who were my crew but
i dunno man the delicious pies and cakes kind of softened the blow