hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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blue-mood-blue:

Peter Nureyev, smooth criminal, at the beginning of season three: These gay feelings can’t catch me if I put them in a drawer and never look at them again

Peter Nureyev, after one (1) fancy party heist with Juno: How did these feelings get all over the floor

• ryan: there are several theories on what happened to these lighthouse keepers, including being swept off the island by a rogue wave and drowning or them killing each other in a fit of rage.
• shane: what if they were all in love and moved to jamaica together? :)

timsstoker:

tim: jon’s an asshole can we have another intervention

martin: no

tim: can i hit him

martin: definitely not

tim: what the fuck can i do then

martin: have you tried daydreaming about kissing him? i find it makes the time go faster when he’s talking sometimes

smallmediumproblems:

Oliver Banks: It’s not really worth fighting the Web, just keep your head down and go with the program

Jared Hopworth: Ye, she’s not someone to mess with, best to take whatever she gives you

Mikaele Salesa: Definitely, I didn’t get this far by messing around with the web

Annabelle Cane: ::::)

Martin Blackwood: *rolls up sleeves* Jon hold my tea

lukeskqwalker:

Jon, doing something illegal with the police woman: I am not doing anything illegal with the police woman

Tim: oH you’re having sex!

Jon: wait no I’m doing something illegal TIM WAIT IM NOT HAVING SEX IM BREAKING THE LAW!!! TIM!!!!!!

gawain-in-green:

Ben Meredith, upon being asked to do TMA: great, so what do I get to do for this character?

Jonny Sims, presumably: well how do you feel about brutally murdering both of my parents,

• Professor: And although we always picture Hannibal with elephants, many of them died during the trek, with some sources reporting that only one of them made it across the Alps.
• Student: Only one?
• Professor: Yeah, it's pretty sad.
• Student: Do....do you... Okay, so you know how elephants have close bonds to each other and mourn their dead?
• Professor: Yeah.
• Student: Do you think that not all of them died of the cold, and some just died because they saw all their friends and family die before them and didn't want to go on?
• Professor: 
• Professor: WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ME THINK ABOUT THAT!?

skairheart:

Martin: I’m proud to be a gay moromantic. I’m attracted to dumbass men and dumbass men exclusively. My boss once asked me what the Italian word for gelato was and now I dream of kissing him by the sea

This same idiot: Martin, are you a ghost?

Martin, already doodling ‘Martin Sims’ on his desk: Jon you’re so fucking stupid.

• villager who i've ignored for two weeks straight after repeatedly bashing them with a net: i am never leaving this island ever. i feel so welcome.
• villager who i love and have given gifts to every day: hmmm...i was thinking about moving away. not sure if this place is for me. :(

• me listening to songs about love: it's okay i guess
• me listening to songs about murder: oh FUCK yes that's some good emotion babey!!!