
“You’re a conjured lie; a figment of my mind
Baby, I don’t mind
Are you dead or are you alive?”

Oh, you fool, there are rules. I am coming for you.
you can’t eat from spinning plates
can’t lick clean the mess it makes
seen all there is to be shown
darling, i’m coming home
I assembled former ghosts at a seance
Said I missed ‘em, you only have to say it once
What I truly fear, maybe selfishly,
When I finally rest, someone will summon me

what are you afraid of?
and what are you made of?

And slowly, surely I saw the whole story unwind.
I had never loved anyone like I loved you,
And I had something on my mind.

I am drowning
There is no sign of land
You are coming down with me
Hand in unlovable hand

did a large procession wave their
torches as my head fell in the basket
and was everybody dancing on the casket?

[Transcript from @tazscripts:
Justin: Wait, did Dad protect us with a shielding spell?
Travis: Yeah.
Justin: Dad!
Clint: What?
Travis: That was effective magic!
Justin: Dad, you used magic effectively!
Clint: And now I have learned the true lesson.
Justin: Woah, Dad is glowing, and he’s floating into the sky!
Travis: Woah!
Justin: Goodbye, Dad! You did it!
Clint: [distantly] I will look down upon you from the heavens!
[Griffin laughs]
Justin: Goodbye, our dad!
Clint: [very distantly] Goodbye!
Justin: [crosstalk] This is all Dad was waiting for.
Travis: [crosstalk] We released him from his curse!
Clint: Goodbye, Dolly!
Justin: [crosstalk] I’ll miss him. Goodbye, Dad! I love you!
Travis: [crosstalk] Thank you for listening to the last episode of The Adventure Zone.
[Clint and Travis laugh]
]