god this site sucks. i hate how like the slightest attempt at irony is immediately met by billions of frothing idiots who somehow think you actually had a son who died at disneyland
oh so now Tanner’s death is “ironic?” it’s ironic to you that my son hit the pavement like a meteor? You find it funny that a future police officer got turned into a grease stain by splash mountain?
you’re a shit person wishing for someone to be forcibly conscripted against their will: you’re no better than fascist military politicians who support the draft
yeah, this is what sharkskin looks like under a microscope:
it’s covered with tiny interlocking teeth that form a one-way-only surface! petting a shark the wrong way will literally make you bleed, which is still never a thing you want to do if you are in the water with a shark.
(yes, those are literally teeth-sharks ended up evolving a skin covering completely separate from the scales that bony fish ran with and they did it by mutating the teeth out of their fucking mouths and over their entire surface area)
Being internet-shitpost-aware means that you know damn well that this post is a dread summoning spell
this isnt a hot take just a story about me being 10 and having just discovered fandom content and i thought to myself “oh i wonder if there is fandom content for my favorite movie the lorax!” and you know what. there was
