look i dont even like one direction. i dont listen to them. i know virtually nothing about them other than their name and the song “steal my girl” and yet some-fucking-how every goddamned time i see the name “larry” i forget that it’s an actual name and go “oh, people are talking about louis/harry.”
u know the theory that bill can come back if someone shakes the statue’s hand? i really want like twenty years in the future for some little kid to find the weird statue holding it’s hand out and bill is like “yes….finally” and after a long deliberation the kid just high fives it and leaves and bill is like “god DAMN it”
i honestly have only a very vague idea of who drake is. i know what he looks like and i know he makes music and that’s it. but, somehow, i feel like i can trust him.
