hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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zordonmlw7:

broadway-aradia:

i love it when fanfiction authors spell it “balling my eyes out” i’ll be in the middle of an emotional scene about to cry then suddenly im like 💰💰🤪🤙💰💰

i keep forgetting that woody allen and woody harrelson are different people but in my defense “woody” is a ridiculous nickname and it’s hard to believe more than one person would choose to be called that

the feeling of joy and safety when another girl tells u she’s gay too…..beautiful 

i really want to see hamilton now but like i dont have the time or money to go to the city to see it and everyone always says how terrible it is to bootleg this and im just like ??? i guess i’ll?? never know???

sciencefictioness:

abyssweirdo:

mercy-misrule:

obnoxious queer teens in horrible situations: the manga

He just admitted he is gay

“Lol we’re both so fuckin’ gay what are you talking about Ymir.”

ppl on tumblr are so against ouija boards like okay but u do realize the modern ouija board is mass produced and copyrighted by hasbro so unless ppl down in pawtucket know something we dont i dont think ur cheap piece of plastic is gonna do anything

• person: there's a website that makes dragon dildos. what, you want to fuck a DRAGON?
• me: 
• me: 
• me: i feel like if i said no i would be lying

sometimes i think about how i saw fall out boy live and i start crying

when neurotypical ppl talk about how they want to be psychologists and work in the psyche ward of hospitals b/c “mental illness is so interesting!” and ur just sitting there while they talk about ppl w/ mental illness as some abstract foreign thing

• hawke: okay kirkwall has a LOT of templars i need to be VERY careful
• hawke: *wears robes*
• hawke: *carries staff around everywhere*
• hawke: *uses magic everywhere while fighting thugs*
• hawke: perfect