I remember when I made my first communion I was so excited because the actual flesh and blood of Jesus sounded so cool. And then it just turned out to be cardboard tasting wafers and shitty wine 😭
It was right up there with the Sunday school teacher telling us we were going to read about Jesus fighting Satan in the desert and getting so hyped because I thought it was going to be a cool epic showdown and then it was just Satan calling Jesus a pussy for not jumping off a cliff and then leaving.