i love how in the aeneid venus uses her goddess powers to make aeneas extra handsome when he first meets dido. divine version of your mom fixing your tie before the school dance.

onwardtorakichi:

kil9:

fullmetal alchemist au where ed binds al’s soul to a fursuit 

I love this primarily because it would require that Hohenheim collected fursuits in his basement

the first thing peggy carter does when she meets edwin jarvis is punch him in the face and knock him out and his reaction is “this woman is my idol. i want her to be my new best friend.”

in macbeth the witches tell macbeth that he’s going to be king and tell banquo that his children will be kings, but not him. and instead of macbeth going “ah, we are such a good friends that obviously one of my children will marry one of banquo’s children and become king when i am dead” he decides the logical course of action is to kill his best friend