Had a surprisingly story driven dream where I got married and stayed at a hotel on a mysterious island for our honeymoon. She was kidnapped by some magical queen of the island and told me I could only rescue my wife if I fought her champion. When nobody would help me I finally went myself and she went “As my champion I choose…your own brother! >:)” and I was just like….my shithead brother is like 90 pounds and survives on fast food and infowars…was that supposed to be a trick? I’m totes gonna beat the shit out of him regardless.

♥ 66 — 3 years ago on 02 Jun 2020