Because text just doesn’t do this wonderful Carlos moment justice
“Ladies and gentlemen, the future is here, and it’s about a hundred feet above the Arby’s.”
(a very romantic spot after a near-death experience)
i legit cannot stop thinking about cecil and jon meeting it’s just so fucking funny jon’s like “who are you an avatar of” and cecil is like “waterbending i think”
#STOP HE WOULD AABSBDBDBJANSMS#jon: beholding? cecil: i love holding bees :) (via @jonaliasmagchard)
just started listening to tpp pls don’t hurt
Cecil? I have to go. Be patient with me. We have our phones. We have our voices, and you have the best voice of them all.
or, the lines from wtnv that truly messed me up

I just saw this on the Welcome to Night Vale tvtropes page. This pun is perfect, and I hate and despair and love this perfect pun in equal measure.
oh. my. fucking. god.
well, fuck me sideways.
GODDAMMIT.
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