dancinglikeahippogriff:

cybercrimer:

“due to personal reasons i will ____” is so fucking funny because it implies both that whatever you’re doing is some kind of self care AND that it’s nobody else’s goddamn business 

Type “Due to personal reasons I will” and let your phone predict what you will

Due to personal reasons I will be on the floor yesterday

♥ 93243 — 4 years ago on 12 May 2019 — via gayspockk-deactivated20220920