sparemayonnaise:

some fave magnus episodes in no particular order:

  1. childrens book but it eats people
  2. plumber doesn’t realize he’s pulling flesh out of a floor drain while surrounded by monsters, monsters think this is so funny they need to show their friends
  3. college anatomy just got a whole lot more fun!
  4. small town doesnt want you to think, speak, or know about the pit they’re all visibly avoiding
  5. There’s Something In Space
  6. lost my hearing but gained something even more valuable: a friend
  7. haunted staircase that drinks all of your pepsi and calls you a bitch
  8. man nails meat to his walls and his ceiling and his floor and his door and his
  9. lost my husband to a vase??? NOT clickbait
  10. jock i was friends with in high school broke into my house to steal my book; i tried to punch him and he almost stole my bones 
  11. man Will Not stop telling woman all about that time he ate his entire computer
♥ 4430 — 3 years ago on 27 Jan 2020 — via eliasexual