hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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lizawithazed:

roachpatrol:

kiddthemaniac:

when-the-reindeer-comes-home:

bolto:

white dude in this horror movie : *translates old arabic text* *somehow it rhymes perfectly in english* 

Now I really wanna see a horrible faltering translation from one of these movies, like “Whomsoever enters this room, they shall… well, this word is like… literally it means ‘unbecome,’ but it was used as a euphemism for death, pooping, and—wait, when was this carved?  was it 15th century? Cuz it was a euphemism for sex too in the 15th century.  This is either a cursed crypt, a bathroom, or a royal bedroom. Who wants to roll the dice?”

“You guys, I’ve gotta be honest, okay? This thing’s written in some kind of weird localized dialect, and I’ve only ever studied the standard form of the language. I mean, this part right here…I can’t even tell if it’s some kind of error, or an obscure slang phrase…whatever it is, I have no idea what the fuck it means.”

‘this is written in ancient sumerian. it’s about… uh… well that word is… uh. okay this is either a poem about farming, or straight-up a nasty sex guide. it might be both. i want a shower.’

“okay see the thing is in one dialect this word is the name of a terrifying Demon but in a completely different language from the same area that has the same writing system and gave a lot of loan words to the first, it means ‘horse’ - and the context is really not helping”

ameliapond124:

sirredmayne:

_{Eddie Redmayne attempts sports}

OH MY FRIENDS, MY FRIENDS DON’T ASK ME

WHY THE FUCK I PLAY THIS SPORT

thedoctorsbuttercup:

disneylanddiana:

mice-and-magic:

Best of Frozen valentines

I spat my water out at the last one I was laughing so hard

THE LAST ONE

last one

lesbo-a-gogo:

hobbit-at-hogwarts:

Fred and George and that time we pretended to be each other.

Fred and George and that time our sister got a crush on Harry Potter then nearly died.

Fred and George and that time we gave Harry a map.

Fred and George and that time we gambled at Quidditch and won.

Fred and George and fuck you Umbridge we didn’t need to go to school anyway.

Fred and George and bitches be jealous of our awesome joke shop.

George and that time it stopped being Fred and him.