sometimes i remember my social studies teacher i had back in like 2009 who’s young son was, for some ungodly reason, obsessed with watching the apprentice. because of this she developed a deep loathing for donald trump. she came into class after one break and told us all “I hate Donald Trump. I can not stand his stupid face and stupid hair. If I have to see him on my TV screen for another moment I’m going to jump out a window.”
I wonder where she is now.