hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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trained-chimpanzee:

SS + GOMAD 6 months progress how do I look /fit/?

periegesisvoid:

literaryreference:

undeadwill:

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

theinturnetexplorer:

the crows are his allies now.

“THE DEBT MUST BE REPAID. YOU HAVE OUR ALLEGIANCE, HUMAN”

@theclockworkscarecrow

That’s actually how it works.

Crows: smart enough to not only remember but convey to their buddies which humans were nice to them that one time and which were jerks, but dumb enough to get their heads stuck in fences, apparently.

There are humans who manage to get their dicks stuck in toasters I really don’t think we get to judge

rockportltd:

Episode 17 (money zone) / Episode 57

aesthetics-hoard:

I thought you were dead, Alice. I really did. 

philosophy-and-coffee:

fuzipenguin:

whothebuckisfucky:

me realizing my experiences with sewing have been a lie this whole goddamn time:

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

I don’t know about human surgeons, but that’s a suture pattern I use to close skin all the time and you can see why.

I forgot vets existed for a moment and that comment made me wonder what Cryptid had gotten a doctorate and was performing surgery.

mobrosstudios:

mobrosstudios:

This was on the ground

I figured this has been in circulation long enough for me to ruin the mystique (or perhaps make it better?) anyways the back of the card:

wetorturedsomefolks:

portentsofwoe:

corporatebigwig:

butch-dyke:

A coworker of mine found this truly bizarre presentation on the “30 year vision” of a huge multinational corporation, and it honestly reads like some kind of absurdist vaporwave shitpost. If you’d like to see the entire thing in all its original glory, you can find it here.

This is fucking Real

great news yall

tag yourself im the telepathic golden retriever

cryptidhotline:

I made this years ago and it’s been sitting in some bullshit folder on my computer ever since im so glad i now have a reason to post it

quoms:

ornamentalcabbage:

it’s literally impossible to make jokes anymore

all day long free refills of respect women juice