Steve ALWAYS carries band-aids with him. Whenever any of the Avengers get a paper cut or whenever some small child in the streets gets a scraped knee, he is always there and ready to offer up his handy dandy band-aids. (He sometimes carries Avengers designed ones for kids, but each Avenger chooses them anyway, including Nick Fury.)
What if Aziraphale thought it would be funny if he bought everything with wings like shoes with wings and a handbag with wings and a hat with wings and just cheesy cartoony swirly wings on everything and Crowley was like oh fuck I wish he’d stuck with tartan