
Canonically, Darth Vader didn’t choose the location of his vacation home.
tiramisu is literally the best dessert ever in the history of anything.
so apparently when my dad lived in new york city his friend lived in the building across from this odd woman
and every night at the same time his parents would make them close the curtains because this woman would start taking off her clothes very slowly
in front of her window so everyone in the opposite building could see
and then she would let her two giant german shepherds into the room
and that’s how my dad learned about bestiality
He either kinda knows how to play or really, really good at piano pantomime. #itscalledbeinganactor
his mom was a concert pianist.
#Sebastian Stan, #can play the piano, #…fuck my entire life, #I’m going back to bed, #or flying into the sun, #one of the two,
oh my god it’s true…jim does know how to make flower crowns and he does make them and put them on people’s heads. this is canon. 100%

Reputedly a scene was filmed where during the final battle Captain America saves an old man trying to protect his grandchildren. He tells him to ‘Get them to cover’ but as he walks away the old man asks him “Cap, is that really you?’. He turns and noting the man’s World War 2 veteran lapel pin trades salutes with him. As Captain America sprints away the children ask their grandfather ‘Do you know him?’ and he replies ‘We all know him’.