i love Wednesday but she’s such an asshole cat. her favorite past time is to knock something off the table and then ignore it. if i put it back on the table she’ll knock it down again.
i say i’d die for people far too often and it’s not cause i’m super trusting or anything i just dont value my life that much
out of the 166k posts i’ve made over the past decade only three have gotten flagged and only one of those was actually worth flagging.


hozier singlehandedly cured my seasonal depression in only three and a half minutes
i really need to listen to taz amnesty because it sounds super cool but i just keep putting it off :(
the worst thing about that razor ad is people going “hmm i just don’t think a razor ad is the best place to espouse politics” like in what fucking world is it “political” to say “be nice to people around you”
i fucking love lucretia and the fucking biggest and best plot twist is the first time we meet her we’re like “oh yeah she’s super serious and wise” but she’s actually fucking hilarious and semi-functional at best.
logan, approximately 5 minutes after having to interact with rytlock and canach:

remember when THB were told by Hurley to not kill any of the hammerhead gang which lasts a total of like 30 minutes before they decide they don’t want to waste a spell slot trying to heal a random henchman so they just fucking toss him off a cliff.