hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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love how wikipedia’s “List of unsolved deaths” starts at 11,000 BCE. like, I don’t think we’ll be cracking that cold case anytime soon.

it is SO funny to me that obi wan, anakin, and yoda are all canonically able to project as a force ghost…and yet they just let the sequels just happen. yoda only shows up to say hey to luke and blow up a tree. anakin is in the afterlife watching his family drama play out like lmaooo glad this isn’t my problem anymore. obi-wan is just chilling somewhere. 

here’s my review

• taako: nothing is ready. we dont have a ring. the cake says "killian and carly" and the smoke machine is broken
• merle: i could crouch by the alter and vape
• taako: you are a stone cold atrocity.

last night at work someone asked where our velcro was and we had recently changed the signs over the departments so i went to say the old one (needle crafts ) and the new one (stitchery) at the same time

what i actually ended up saying was “it’s in our witchcraft aisle” 

theladymonsters:

alaynestone:

please like any amount of joffreys would make jaime lannister regret fucking his sister

#as everyone else is saying his literal reaction to joff’s death is #lets make another

thepacificrimjob:

vanillastopbath:

thepacificrimjob:

back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward a couple of days and she’s getting random orgasms during class and driving places so she goes to the doctor and they check her out and guess what they found

guess

okay ill tell you it was maggots. maggots were in her vagina giving her orgasms.