if the four horsemen came from “the minds of men” and War’s iconic weapon is Aziraphale’s sword do you think maybe he actually did fuck up by giving it to humans?
I love decorating my apartment with a metaphorical representation of me and my bff having sex and also a statuette from the exploded church where we sealed our symbolic marriage in the 1940s after killing mark gattiss, platonically
So. I read Good Omens. its a great fucking book. but that is Not what I’m here to talk about today. im here to talk about crowley and aziraphale and how fucking stupid they are. they’re so dumb. I love them to death but god I thought previous pairings I shipped were two dumb stupid idiots?? I thought that Garak and Bashir were the dumbest gay motherfuckers on the block?? lmfao. crowley and aziraphale are SO DUMB. they have been married for thousands of years and neither of them actually noticed. the entire book was about them and their dumb antics and they barely did shit except for be very gay in a car. these motherfuckers are DUMB, GAY, and VERY IN LOVE and I would die for them.
i was rereading good omens on the train and i didnt even finish but highlights
baby a, baby b, and The Adversary, Destroyer of Kings, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is called Dragon, Prince of this World, Father of Lies, Spawn of Satan, and Lord of Darkness
Crowley convincing Aziraphale to stop the apocalypse because a) the only musicans in heaven are Elgar and Liszt and b) heaven doesnt have sushi
the point is dolphins
“Kraken,” said Aziraphale. Crowley gave him the long, cool look of someone who has just had a girder dropped in front of his train of thought.
crowley arguing that the antichrist won’t be evil because of genetics, because a job isn’t genetically passed
“watch out for that pedestrian!” “it’s on the road, it knows the risks it’s taking!”
“Oh Lord, heal this bike”
“All higher lifeforms scythed away….nothing but dust and fundamentalists”
aziraphale giving a long speech on how evil brings it’s own destruction and crowley just pointing out it was just incompetence
