so during the ogre wars event chain there’s a champion boss who bursts through the gate and guess what they fucking named him. guess what the fucking arenanet devs decided to name this boss who runs though the wall

so the commander is really just gonna give blish and gorrik a free pass about the whole “joined the inquest” thing, huh? just gonna let that slide cause taimi knows them?
me: idk i’m not playing guild wars for the Deep Lore i just wanna have fun
also me: deeply invested in the physical and mental wellbeing of Dragon’s Watch
i met a box while doing map completion and received this advice for fighting a bandit executioner

this is what your party says when you decide to use the diving goggles during the last daybreak mission
t1 wvw is fantastic last night on reset someone announced, apropos of nothing, “i like my ass like i like my pizza crust: stuffed”