feetpicdealer:

strangeauthor:

thatonefranfan:

Heterosexual: I have straight hair

Homosexual: I have curly hair

Bisexual: I have wavy hair

Asexual: I’m bald

Demisexual: I’m usually bald but I like to grow my hair out for special occasions

Pansexual: My hair texture depends on the humidity, the moon cycle, and whether or not Saturn is in opposition

im losing my fucking mind

asexual: i’m bald

♥ 19917 — 4 years ago on 15 Jun 2019