hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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reallydumbdannyphantomaus:

ok but mood

earlhamclassics:

thoodleoo:

• indiana jones and tomb that had already been looted by robbers in the 19th century
  
• indiana jones and pottery fragment #1478
• indiana jones and the site discovered under somebody’s house so there was no way to actually dig it
• indiana jones and the famous treasure that actually turned out to be an ancient chamber pot
• indiana jones and the temple of maybe three damaged columns
• indiana jones and the intro to archaeology class that didn’t give a shit and just wanted to pass for the gen ed credit

• Indiana Jones and the importance of paleobotany
  
• Indiana Jones and the difficulties of accurate site mapping
• Indiana Jones and the problematic stratigraphy of trench T0013
• Indiana Jones and the non-intrusive field survey

chellybean615:

mass effect has ruined my life and im 90% sure if aliens invade i’ll just try to date them

slimepop:

listen okay id fuck an alien. i would definitely fuck an alien. like i dont care man, if aliens are invading the earth or if i get abducted or whatever, if one is dtf, im jumping on that. you give me a grey? ill fuck it. you give me a kaminoan? id def fuck it. you give me some giant ass scary huge teeth monster alien? ill fuck that too. ill fuck them all.

bpd-amethyst:

*slams breaks, leans out window* gumceline sucks *slams gas, peels off*

• brain: let's go out and get stabbed!
• me: what no why
• brain: if we survive we'll get attention and if we die we'll be dead
• me: ....actually that's a p good plan

queenalphys:

mabel & pacifica: hold hands

me:

• Me @ the beginning of the school year: IMMA GET A SCHOLARSHIP TO KINGS COLLEGE. I PROB'LY SHOULDN'T BRAG BUT DAG, I AMAZE AND ASTONISH
• Me @ myself @ the end of the school year: you have invented a new kind of stupid