ok but the way Aziraphale and Crowley are the main characters despite contributing absolutely nothing to the plot except making everything worse once or twice and then not helping anyone ever will never not be funny
So. I read Good Omens. its a great fucking book. but that is Not what I’m here to talk about today. im here to talk about crowley and aziraphale and how fucking stupid they are. they’re so dumb. I love them to death but god I thought previous pairings I shipped were two dumb stupid idiots?? I thought that Garak and Bashir were the dumbest gay motherfuckers on the block?? lmfao. crowley and aziraphale are SO DUMB. they have been married for thousands of years and neither of them actually noticed. the entire book was about them and their dumb antics and they barely did shit except for be very gay in a car. these motherfuckers are DUMB, GAY, and VERY IN LOVE and I would die for them.