rncpriceley:

i had a dream last night that strexcorp offered to give me a full four year scholarship to any college i wanted if i worked for them and went to night vale and killed carlos and i was just like “alright.” and anyway the short version of what happened next is that i am literally the worst night vale fan ever

i should also point out that i justified this to myself by going “i will use this scholarship to major in cosmology. therefore i am doing this for science and math. so it’s okay.”

♥ 20 — 9 years ago on 29 Apr 2014 — via lesbianshepard
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    u know when sometimes u go back to sleep and ur dream is a continuation of a previous dream? i rlly dont want that to...
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  4. babyprime said: what does this say about college tuition tho??? like someone would literally kill a cute angel made of flower petals and puppies for a scholarship like that should be a sign that it needs to be less expensive jfc