last night i had a dream i was investigating this spider demon monster thing at the college i was going to and there was a cute boy and we were hanging out but it turned out he was one of the spider demon things b/c he was like yES I HAVE YOU ALONE and i was like oh yeah you do and his teeth got all pointy and i was like fuck yeah and then his eyes went all spidery and i was like ok i can deal w/ this i guess and then he had a forked tongue and i was like fuck yeah i can totally deal with this
in hindsight this was not the most appropriate reaction to being cornered by a spider demon who wants to kill me but he was really hot so
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