no but ok best dream last night like i was in disney world for some reason and there was this wizened old lady and she dropped her purse and i picked it up and she was like “for this act of kindness i will grant you the power to make five boys fall madly in love with you”

and i was like hmm tempting but you know magic love never works out and she was like oooh but what about that aaron tate and i was like it’s tveit you ignorant slut and i wont inflict myself on anyone magically i will do many morally wrong things but mind control is not one of them and she was like look kiddo i have the spell ready to go just choose five people ok 

so i was like “that guy, that guy, those two, and that one”  and i p much just pointed out the most attractive men in my line of vision and she was like

what you’re not going to choose a celebrity i mean you fuckin blog about like twenty guys and how the hell did she know about my blog but whatever i was like nope those guys

so yeah she made them fall madly in love with me and i was like like LATER LOSERS I’M GOING ON FUCKIN SPLASH MOUNTAIN and i just walked away leaving a trail of heartbroken boys and it was mean but also i felt really great for the rest of my dream

♥ 4 — 10 years ago on 21 Apr 2013
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