last night i had a dream i was somehow on the titanic w/ this blind girl who was pretty much human terezi??? and then it was sinking and i was like OUTTA MY WAY BITCHES IM NOT FUCKIN DYING IN THIS WATER so we got on a lifeboat and then we got rescued by the carpathia and i was like holy shit is this the carpathia??? and they were like um yeah??
cause u see my great(great?idk there’s at least one ‘great’ in there) grandfather was part of the crew and i was like holy fuck lets find my great grandpa and human terezi girl was like shouldn’t you avoid meeting your ancestors as a general principle of time travel and i was like pffft no
so yeah we found my great grandpa and holy shit he was hot and human terezi girl was like emily u can not flirt w/ your great grandpa
and i was like look it didn’t stop fry and it’s not gonna fuckin stop me i mean look at him and she was like i cant look at him im fucking blind remember so i was like well he’s super hot so imma go for it
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